Fine Print
& FAQs

The YES(es) 
Yes, shipping continues to be free. 
Yes, we automatically convert € to $ on the Purchase Page. 
Yes, your Garland will ship before the end of this month, and probably show up next month. 
Yes, the text (litany, comedy routine, whatever...) is coming, too. 
Yes, and my exegesis (ooh-la-la) is included.  Lucky you.  

No, we don't do expedited shipping;  
Nor do we offer any money-back guarantees or substitutions. 

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